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Photography [13 Oct 2006|08:37am]
So I got a camera, a digital camera for a really good price. It's really nothing much but I love it. It's for a beginner type, you know?A Kodak EasyShare Z740

It's awesome and everything is picture perfect.

My ipod comes in today too!


..::Synergy::..
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Goodies [11 Oct 2006|02:43pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I will be owning one of these tomorrow!!!-----><"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/laorenjii/shuffle.jpg">

It's my new baby and I'm totally excited!

I think I want to buy another as a regalo para mi amiga tambien!

*Synergy*

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::Updatedness:: [11 Oct 2006|01:09pm]
I have not updated in forever, but that's due to the fact that I'm very busy.

I'm giving DJing a try and I'm actually liking it. It'll be time for me to buy my own turntables, mixers and what not.

I have become a gogo dancer. This is not the one dancing, or I should say, trying to dance. This is professional dancing at it's finest for the finest dance clubs. It's awesome.

I have four roommates now, all guys, all gay. No threat. And they're fucking awesome. It's fun.

Synergy
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Where the hell have I've been? [24 Apr 2005|02:23pm]
I don't know.

Still in Colorado.

I want to be a singer...maybe an opera singer, I love classical music</i>, maybe a Christian singer, give it some life...I'm currently looking for a vocal coach/teacher. I'm going to guestimate that the lessons are going to be $40/hour.

I finally know what RPing is about and find it kind of interesting when I have the time to get online and do it. It's nice to have a character that's high in demand and funny.

I'm making more money just to have more taxes taken out of it.

I have three dogs now; a great dane, a chihuahua and a pitbull. Small, medium and large, nice combination. The evil one out of the brood has got to be the chihuahua. He's not those neurotic, shakey, pocket chihuahuas either (I personally think those should be banned)he's pretty much the exact replica of Yo Quiero Taco Bell dog. How a chihuahua should look.

I'm still debating on what I want to do with my life and so far I seem to like dabbling in a lot of things and just trying them out. My next mission will be to become a cosmetologist. I LOVE hair and make up. I keep up with that stuff mostly.

Me
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Hate Bally [29 Feb 2004|01:38pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

Bally Fitness....could they please trash the dumb ass commercial, the one where they play Ace of Base. Stupidness.

Anyways it will be off to England with me in.....August or September. I can't wait. Just looking for hotel+ticket deals.

My hands are killing me; I'm taking up farrier science, or better known as horse shoeing. We were modifying horse shoes yesterday, from 9AM to 5PM. Today we were suppose to go to a ranch but it got canceled due to weather. That is some hard work...I swear I feel like Paris Hilton in that group; I don't know what the hell they are talking about and my horse shoe looked jacked up. Everyone is a rancher/farmer/horse owner and not to mention white. They're pretty cool though. This course will last till June and the military is paying for it. I'll be a certified farrier.

I've decided to take some private french lessons....I just have to figure out when to do them. I just want to be able to watch the movies in french and understand the slang.

-Urada

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TWAT OF THE YEAR! [08 Sep 2003|08:33am]
Ah...there is such a thing as Twat of the Year....*shakes head*

Anyways, this journal is now friends only.

Oh, and Roxi, your icon was obviously credited from day one. Some people like to just instigate shit without looking...kids I tell ya...
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[18 Aug 2003|07:48am]
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Dedicated to the Whores out there [25 Jun 2003|10:32am]
Amusement...

Sung to I am Beautiful



Every day, I wake up wondering, then suddenly
It burns to peee
Now and then, I turn into a whore, from all the men
I’m not ashamed…

I am not a whore, no matter what they say
Their words can’t bring me dooownnn, Oooooo (shit)
I am not a whore..and that is what I say…
Pffft, words can’t bring me dooowwwnnn, oooooo shit
They can eat me out toniiiiigghhhtt.

To all my friends, I’m a such a whore
So consumed, with blowing mmmmmmm
Trying hard to fill that empty voooidd, between my leeegss
Left my bed undone, is that the way it is?

I am not a whore, no matter what they say
Their words can’t bring me dooownnn, Oooooo (shit)
I am not a whore..and that is what I say…
Pffft, words can’t bring me dooowwwnnn, oooooo shit
They can eat me out toniiiiigghhhtt.

No matter what I wear,
Do I need a change my underweeaaarr
Full of horrid scabs and scrapes
And everywhere I go
The guys usually follow
And tomorrow I might
Awake on some street side

Cause I am not a whore, no matter what they say
Their words can’t bring me down, oooooo (shit)
I am not a whore, no matter what they say
Their words can’t bring me dooownnn, Oooooo (shit)
I am not a whore..and that is what I say…
Pffft, words can’t bring me dooowwwnnn, oooooo shit
They can eat me out toniiiiigghhhtt.

I’m not going dooowwwn on you toniiiighhtt,
Toooniiiiigghhtttt, heeeeeeeeey, heeeeeey,
Not going down tonighttt
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Things you'd love to say at work... [09 Jun 2003|08:15am]
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. Ahhh... I see the Fuck it up fairy has visited us again...

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Mistakes have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I'm tryi ng to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell with out a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks
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[23 May 2003|11:27am]
Take the Greek Goddess Test @ Rasberry Rain

Besides that crap, I went and saw the X-Men 2....kinda lame...it was alright.
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[21 May 2003|09:53pm]
Emily is gone on vacation. SHe's actually a cool person once you get to know her. We went to Hot Topic and bought her a poster, Emily Strange, and it says "I want you to leave me alone." So like Emily.

Smiley went back to LA. Apparently all the meetings were wrapped up early today. He called, all disappointed and pissed, and left a message. Then he called me this evening to ask if I got the message, I told him no, I thought he was here. He was already in LA. But he'll be back in two weeks all over again...so yay for me.
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[25 Apr 2003|11:46am]
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[25 Apr 2003|10:30am]
This is too cool! I love tags
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These fucking people [24 Apr 2003|07:42am]
This job is slowly starting to suck ass; I don't know which one is worse: military or this? They're so fucking disorganized and I hatedisorganized people. How the fuck am I the person who goes and picks up the warehouse person? I thought the dumbass who is assigned to the other building picks them up? Damn, I should really really look into getting a job back in LA.
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Ugrateful piece of shit people [23 Apr 2003|05:52am]
Those Shiite dumb ass pilgrams are some ungrateful fuckers. Hello, the U.S. did something that your asses were afraid and too brainwashed to do! Bush should just pick a damn new leader/president/what the fuck ever and leave the damn place now. Frig building up.
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Kids say the darndest things [22 Apr 2003|08:18am]
Kids Say The Most Amazing Things! <<Oh Shit!>> )
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Looky! [21 Apr 2003|12:46pm]
N/T
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I got to lease this horse [18 Apr 2003|07:57am]
I rode Sienna yesterday and we did a much higher jump, man we were working as a team. Dammit, I must have her! Forget Rocky, I got to have Sienna!
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BUNNIES [17 Apr 2003|11:04am]
[ mood | ditzy ]

This is from "ofabrokenheart" a song about those cute, little, cuddle, bunnies that we all love so much!

"Here, this is JUST for you Ailiee!

---

Giles: "I've got a theory, it could be demons-some dancing demons, wait... something isn't right there."

Willow: "I've got a theory, some kid is dreamin'-and we're all stuck inside his wacky broadway nightmare!"

Everyone: "I've got a theory we should work this ouuuuuuuuttttt, it's kinda eerie, what's this cheery singing all about?"

Xander: "I've got a theory, it could be witches, some evil witches! ... which is rediculous 'cause witches they are wicked good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over here..."

Anya: "I've got a theory... it could be bunnies!"

Everyone: "..."

Willow: "I've got a theory-"

Anya: "BUNNIES AREN'T JUST CUTE LIKE EVERYBODY SUPPOSES! THEY'VE GOT THOSE HOPPY LEGS AND THOSE TWITCHY LITTLE NOSES! AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CARROTS?!?! WHAT DO THEY NEED SUCH GOOD EYE SIGHT FOR ANYWAAAAAAY?!?!?!! BUNNIES, BUNNIES, IT MUST BE BUNNNIIIEEES! .... or maybe midgets?"

---

MUAHAHA!

o.o


Oh my God, Lora is psychic! My God she's psychic!!!!! We must've been stuck together on purpose!

Well I e-mailed this guy from my old base back in LA just to see what was up and if he was mad at me for leaving without saying anything. Well he emailed me back. i'm very happy because this guy is friggin good looking, smart, an officer and ect... Anywhoo, the phone rings and Lora picks it up and she tells me it's for me. So it was Ruben (I didn't know who it was at first). After talking to him Lora tells me that she knew it was him! What the PiSs! This is the second time this has happen! The first time this "phenomenon" happened was when Asian dude David Tran showed up at our office, but I was in the back. Now I had told her couple days ago that this cute asian guy came up to me. She didn't know what he looked like. Well anyways, David shows up at our office and I was in the back, she comes up and says "Hey, I think it's the asian dude." So I head up front and low and behold, it was David!

*sings* Something like a phenomenon, something like a phenomenon

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I'm a blond... [17 Apr 2003|09:55am]
I'm too ditsy for this school, too ditsy for this school that I'm totally....cooool,
And I'm too ditsy to chew gum, to ditsy to chew gum that I'm totally.....buummmed,

I'm a blond and my mind is so blank,
And I have a little brain...I'm an airhead!
Yeah I'm an airheeeeaaad, I'm an airhead, Yeah,
I shake my little brain, I'm an airhead wooooo!

*Wow, you can hear the beach from here!...You know, someone told me a blond joke the other day...and...you know I didn't get it?

I'm too ditsy for this school, too ditsy for this school with my short attetion....uh something...ugh whatever....What do mean keep singing...What's a bridge? You mean Bridge...ette? Is she here?

And I'm too ditsy for this....singing?
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